Yesterday I began making Christmas cards. I usually start around this time of year. In fact when I was a teacher I’d sometimes start as early as the Autumn half term holiday – end of October. But the middle of November is fine – I already have six done.
I have hardly done any drawing for months now. I did a
commission for a friend of my wife’s, 3 pictures for my wife to put up in the
house and another as a present, but that’s it. Why haven’t I been sketching and
painting so much? Well, it all goes back to June’s 30x30 challenge. I made a
painting of an SRN4 hovercraft, which made me think of the airfix model of the
same, from when I was a kid. So I started painting some of the craft that Airfix
made kits of that I never made but kind of wish that I had. Okay. Then back in
August I bowed to the inevitable and bought an Airfix kit. The another. Then
another . . .
One of the last I made was a model of a Type B London Bus. I
started to think how wonderful it would have been if Airfix had made a model of
a London Tram. Then, while on youtube, I found a video of a guy who’d taken the
bogeys from a 00 scale model railway carriage and constructed a model tram on
it out of cardboard. This led to me taking two weekends, and using the plastic
tops off a dozen pop bottles, cheap card from The Works and a packet of kebab
sticks, I built a London United tramways tram, based on a photograph of one in
Boston Road in Hanwell, where I grew up, in the early years of the 20th
century (that’s the tram. I grew up in the late 60s and 70s).
Now, as you can tell from the picture, it’s not that it was done particularly well that I’m pleased with because it isn’t – it’s that it was done at all. When I was a kid as much as I enjoyed assembling Airfix kits I got even more pleasure from using left over bits, sprues, and plastic card to make my own stuff. So having been able to come up with anything at all was really pleasing.
The next model was a lot less ambitious. This was a Model T
van. One of the things I learned from making the tram was that if you use plans
you can sort out the scale before you begin to put anything together. Of
course, to use plans, I had to make them first. Which was really interesting in
itself, because you have to figure out HOW you’re going to make a particular
part of the bodywork – how many parts you’ll need to make that feature and how
you are going to attach them to each other. All of which has to be worked out
on the plan.
The biggest problem I came up against with the Model T was that the card I’d bought for £1 a pack in The Works to make the tram was just too thin. This especially showed when I made the wheels. By and large the plan really worked and with just a more careful selection of materials, then I could make something I was even more pleased with.
Airfix used to make a model kit of a 1930 Dennis fire
engine. As soon as I finished making the Type B bus I tried to buy one off a
well known internet auction site. Every time I found one within my price range,
someone else would outbid me to the point where I wasn’t prepared to bid again.
Being a cheapskate is not a fairweather thing. However, being a cheapskate also
means you develop the ability to look at a problem sideways to see if you can
come up with a cheaper solution. Once I’d built the tram and the model T I
reckoned I had enough skills with cardboard modelling techniques to be able to
have a fair crack at it.
I believe the airfix kit has 144 parts. Well, each of my fire engine wheels has about 15 on its own. Each individual rung on each ladder had to be stuck into place, each spoke on each wheel etc. It turned out to be quite an undertaking, but using just white PVA glue, some of the thin card from the Works, thicker 300gsm card I bought specially, cardboard from the sides of an Amazon delivery box and kebab sticks left over from the tram, I built my version of the fire engine. I’m really pleased.
In fact I was so pleased that I nearly bought a couple of the plastic firemen from the Airfix kit that I round on that well known internet auction site to go with it. But then I thought – well, buying parts from a plastic kit would be cheating – in the spirit of cheerful bodging that had embodied the whole build, I should make them. So I bought some air-dry modelling clay and the two little men on the engine are the result. No, I won’t be appearing on the pottery throwdown any time soon. (I should probably admit that out of 4 I tried to make, these are the only two that ended up being usable.
I’m really pleased. Not least because I spent £7.99 on
materials, and I have loads of material left over for the next model, whatever
that might be. I spent another £6 on paints, again, though, I have paint left
over and I would have had to buy paint to make the Airfix model as well. It’s
enough to gladden my cheapskate heart.
















