Yesterday I mentioned my latest twist on my Alice Project – to write my own Alice story and illustrate it in the hope that being my own story I wouldn’t have to compare myself with anyone else’s illustrations of it and might just produce something I like. I’m afraid that my attempts to produce any of my own original illustrations to Wonderland or Looking Glass have always resulted in utter pigswill.
As I said yesterday I have the outline of an idea for a
plot. I’ve begun writing a part of the story where Alice, in the process of a
conversation with two of my characters speculates on why people who don’t like
each other for what they are get married. Now, poetry permeates both Alice
books, and so this leads the character to recite a nonsense poem that I have
made for the occasion. (Please note, the poem is my original work. I can’t
imagine why anybody would want to copy it and reproduce it elsewhere, but if
you want to do so you must contact me at the email address above and ask.)
Here's the poem –
“The Mammoth and the Elephant’s Daughter
A mammoth, and his fiancée
The elephant’s fair daughter
Decided they would walk some way
Across the frozen water.
They wandered on and ambled on
Beneath the arctic skies
While talking about this and that
And things that might arise
“O Nelly, dear,
Your eyes are clear
Your ears are large and flappy.
But, darling, swear
Some fur you’ll wear
‘Twould make me rather happy.”
“O Honey bee,
I cannot see
Why you’d prefer me hairy.
My wrinkled skin
Concealed within
An orange rug? That’s scary!
They ambled on and argued on
In tones that were not quite as nice
Not noticing they walked upon
A shelf of thawing, cracking ice.
“O Mammoth, sweet
I must repeat
That during our adventures
Your tusks have grown
10 feet alone
D’you need such massive dentures?”
“O dearest Nel
How can you smell
For juicy plants and mosses?
We were not meant
To pick up scent
With such a short proboscis!
They argued on and bickered on
With neither of them heeding
The ice that they were walking on
Was now from land receding
“O Nelly, why?
You make me cry.
These hurtful words confuse me
I don’t expect
My heart’s Elect
To stand there and abuse me
O Mammoth, dear
I think it’s clear
There is some passion lacking
Between us two
But – stop ! do you
Too hear that awful cracking?
They bickered not and argued not
But huddled close together
And sank into the icy sea,
To stay that way forever.
© David Clark 2024
Good, isn’t it? No? Well, please yourselves. I gathered many
reference photos of mammoths, female indian elephants and icescapes and snow
scenes, and then yesterday, in a mammoth (pardon the pun) three hour session I
produced this illustration.
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